Monthly Archives: April 2012

The Bakery

Have we ever discussed the superiority of German baked products? You’ll find a bakery on every corner in the city, and usually at least one in the small villages (except Mailach–the baker comes in his van once a week.)
Steaming sourdough breads, spiced rye bread, warm rolls and hot soft pretzels spread with melting butter, whole-meal breads with pumpkin seeds, cinnamon-laced apple cake with a soft crust glazed with sugar, cheesecake with mandarins, creamy Donauwelle–a marble cake with soaked cherries inside, whipped cream and a thick chocolate glaze on top–apple strudel with raisins, are you still with me?
In spite of the head-spinning varieties of baked goods, I always get compliments on my Banana Bread. I find it’s one of the easiest things to bake, these quick breads, and the recipe allows for substitutions and adjustments. So, here’s my basic recipe in English and just scroll down if you want it in German. I will note some of the adjustments I make, too:
Banana Bread
3 large ripe bananas
1 cup sugar
1 egg
4 tablespoons butter
1 ½ cups flour       
1 teaspoon salt
1 teaspoon baking soda
Bake at 325° F. 45-55 minutes. Makes one loaf.
Mash bananas, add sugar, egg and melted butter. Then add the dry ingredients and stir just until the ingredients are moistened (like muffins–you don’t want to stir the dickens out of it.)
I’ve already substituted apple sauce for bananas; just add more flour if it’s too wet. I’ve already substituted rum and cocoa for bananas, too, one cup of the mixture –that was great–covered with a glaze of chocolate and rum. Use whole meal flour if you want an alibi. Less butter can also be used. Add 2 eggs if you want it a bit cakey-er. And dark-brown sugar is a must. All that baking soda is too much for me, I use half baking soda and half baking powder.
Banane Brot
3 große Bananen
250 g Zucker
1 Ei
4 EL Butter
375 g Mehl
1 TL Natron
1 TL Salz
In einen Schussel, stampf die Bananen, misch dazu Zucker, Ei und zerlassene Butter. Dann die trockene Zutaten runter heben, bloß bis die angefeuchtet sind. In einen Ofen backen bei 175° C für 45-55 Minuten in einen Laib Form.  Wenn man will, kann man 2 Eier nehmen, wird’s lockerer. Man kann auch Backpulver nehmen anstatt Natron, oder beide mischen. Dunkelbraun Bio-Roh Rohzucker ist schmackhafter, Vollkornmehl, auch.

Most Frequently Challenged Library Books of 2011

“Libraries should challenge censorship in the fulfillment of their responsibility to provide information and enlightenment.” —Article 3, Library Bill of Rights
Reading is Fundamental and in America, where the First Amendment insures citizens the freedom of speech, everyone is entitled to have access to the outpourings of a free press without boundaries.
Here it is:
Amendment I:

Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

Or does this only apply to persons over eighteen? Is a parent responsible for inspecting reading materials before the schools subject the children to questionable opinions? Where is the line between challenging books and banning them drawn?

The American Library Association formed the Office for Intellectual Freedom on December 1, 1967. Their goal is to “educate librarians and the general public about the nature and importance of intellectual freedom in libraries.” The receive reports from all over the country on books threatened of being pulled from schools and libraries. Every year they compile a list of these challenged books, in order to educate the public about censorship and how it can affect us. Last year alone, there were 326 reports of “attempts to remove or restrict materials from school curricula and library bookshelves.”

Because we all love a good Top Ten List, here is the 10 Most Frequently Challenged Library Books 2011. (See if your favorite is among them.)

1)      ttyl; ttfn; l8r, g8r (series) by Lauren Myracle
Reasons: Offensive language; religious viewpoint; sexually explicit; unsuited to age group

2)      The Color of Earth (series) by Kim Dong Hwa
Reasons: Nudity; sex education; sexually explicit; unsuited to age group

3)      The Hunger Games (trilogy) by Suzanne Collins
Reasons: Anti-ethnic; anti-family; insensitivity; offensive language; occult/satanic; violence

4)      My Mom’s Having A Baby! A Kid’s Month-by-Month Guide to Pregnancy, by Dori Hillestad Butler
Reasons: Nudity; sex education; sexually explicit; unsuited to age group

5)      The Absolutely True Diary of a Part-Time Indian by Sherman Alexie
Reasons: Offensive language; racism; religious viewpoint; sexually explicit; unsuited to age group

6)      Alice(series) by Phyllis Reynolds Naylor
Reasons: Nudity; offensive language; religious viewpoint

7)      Brave New World by Aldous Huxley
Reasons: Insensitivity; nudity; racism; religious viewpoint; sexually explicit

8)      What My Mother Doesn’t Know by Sonya Sones
Reasons: Nudity; offensive language; sexually explicit

9)      Gossip Girl (series) by Cecily Von Ziegesar
Reasons: Drugs; offensive language; sexually explicit

10)    To Kill a Mockingbird by Harper Lee
Reasons: Offensive language; racism

Here’s a link to the Galley Cat web site for an article by Jason Boog: Galley Cat
Here’s a link to the ALA web site and their stand on book-banning: ALA 

I’d like to add this letter from Letters of Note, a project of gathering letters and notes edited by Shaun Usher, who also runs Lists of Note & Letterheady:

I am very real

In October of 1973, Bruce Severy — a 26-year-old English teacher at Drake High School, North Dakota — decided to use Kurt Vonnegut‘s novel, Slaughterhouse-Five, as a teaching aid in his classroom. The next month, on November 7th, the head of the school board, Charles McCarthy, demanded that all 32 copies be burned in the school’s furnace as a result of its “obscene language.” Other books soon met with the same fate.

On the 16th of November, Kurt Vonnegut sent McCarthy the following letter. He didn’t receive a reply.

(Source: Palm Sunday: An Autobiographical Collage; Image: Kurt Vonnegut, via Everything was Vonnegut.)

November 16, 1973

Dear Mr. McCarthy:

I am writing to you in your capacity as chairman of the Drake School Board. I am among those American writers whose books have been destroyed in the now famous furnace of your school.

Certain members of your community have suggested that my work is evil. This is extraordinarily insulting to me. The news from Drake indicates to me that books and writers are very unreal to you people. I am writing this letter to let you know how real I am.

I want you to know, too, that my publisher and I have done absolutely nothing to exploit the disgusting news from Drake. We are not clapping each other on the back, crowing about all the books we will sell because of the news. We have declined to go on television, have written no fiery letters to editorial pages, have granted no lengthy interviews. We are angered and sickened and saddened. And no copies of this letter have been sent to anybody else. You now hold the only copy in your hands. It is a strictly private letter from me to the people of Drake, who have done so much to damage my reputation in the eyes of their children and then in the eyes of the world. Do you have the courage and ordinary decency to show this letter to the people, or will it, too, be consigned to the fires of your furnace?

I gather from what I read in the papers and hear on television that you imagine me, and some other writers, too, as being sort of ratlike people who enjoy making money from poisoning the minds of young people. I am in fact a large, strong person, fifty-one years old, who did a lot of farm work as a boy, who is good with tools. I have raised six children, three my own and three adopted. They have all turned out well. Two of them are farmers. I am a combat infantry veteran from World War II, and hold a Purple Heart. I have earned whatever I own by hard work. I have never been arrested or sued for anything. I am so much trusted with young people and by young people that I have served on the faculties of the University of Iowa, Harvard, and the City College of New York. Every year I receive at least a dozen invitations to be commencement speaker at colleges and high schools. My books are probably more widely used in schools than those of any other living American fiction writer.

If you were to bother to read my books, to behave as educated persons would, you would learn that they are not sexy, and do not argue in favor of wildness of any kind. They beg that people be kinder and more responsible than they often are. It is true that some of the characters speak coarsely. That is because people speak coarsely in real life. Especially soldiers and hardworking men speak coarsely, and even our most sheltered children know that. And we all know, too, that those words really don’t damage children much. They didn’t damage us when we were young. It was evil deeds and lying that hurt us.

After I have said all this, I am sure you are still ready to respond, in effect, “Yes, yes–but it still remains our right and our responsibility to decide what books our children are going to be made to read in our community.” This is surely so. But it is also true that if you exercise that right and fulfill that responsibility in an ignorant, harsh, un-American manner, then people are entitled to call you bad citizens and fools. Even your own children are entitled to call you that.

I read in the newspaper that your community is mystified by the outcry from all over the country about what you have done. Well, you have discovered that Drake is a part of American civilization, and your fellow Americans can’t stand it that you have behaved in such an uncivilized way. Perhaps you will learn from this that books are sacred to free men for very good reasons, and that wars have been fought against nations which hate books and burn them. If you are an American, you must allow all ideas to circulate freely in your community, not merely your own.

If you and your board are now determined to show that you in fact have wisdom and maturity when you exercise your powers over the eduction of your young, then you should acknowledge that it was a rotten lesson you taught young people in a free society when you denounced and then burned books–books you hadn’t even read. You should also resolve to expose your children to all sorts of opinions and information, in order that they will be better equipped to make decisions and to survive.

Again: you have insulted me, and I am a good citizen, and I am very real.

Kurt Vonnegut